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CHUCK NORRIS FACTS:
When Chuck Norris took up tennis, they invented Pong.
Chuck Norris can finish mario bros without using the jump button.
Chuck Norris can win every video game ever made (be it past, present, or future) just by pressing the start button.
Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
Once the cop pulled over Chuck Norris....the cop was lucky to leave with a warning.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake........ After three days of pain and agony ..................the rattle snake died.
Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris once visited the Bermuda Triangle. No one has heard from the Triangle since.
Chuck Norris can punch a cyclops between the eyes.
Chuck Norris can leave a message before the beep.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil. Chuck Norris killed that man.
Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Norris. Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die.
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the f*ck down.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Chuck Norris once slept in a volcano, the next day he had a slight tan, but only because he wanted to.
Chuck Norris used to work as a lumberjack in what used to be the Sahara forest.
The Loch Ness Monster is just one of Chuck Norris' bathtub toys.
When Chuck Norris took up tennis, they invented Pong.
Chuck Norris can finish mario bros without using the jump button.
Chuck Norris can win every video game ever made (be it past, present, or future) just by pressing the start button.
Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
Once the cop pulled over Chuck Norris....the cop was lucky to leave with a warning.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake........ After three days of pain and agony ..................the rattle snake died.
Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris once visited the Bermuda Triangle. No one has heard from the Triangle since.
Chuck Norris can punch a cyclops between the eyes.
Chuck Norris can leave a message before the beep.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil. Chuck Norris killed that man.
Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Norris. Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die.
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the f*ck down.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Chuck Norris once slept in a volcano, the next day he had a slight tan, but only because he wanted to.
Chuck Norris used to work as a lumberjack in what used to be the Sahara forest.
The Loch Ness Monster is just one of Chuck Norris' bathtub toys.
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